You might be a liberal if…

Rioters are merely misunderstood.

You moved to Canada in 2005.

You cry over dead seals on your way to a "pro-choice" rally.

Protesting IS your job.

You were so mad at Pat Robertson for demanding the assassination of Hugo Chavez, you spilled latte all over your kill Bush t-shirt.

You noticed no irony in that last statement.

You think SUV's will kill you before Al-Qaeda.

You think the biggest threat to the world is the United States.

Releasing animals from laboratory tests is the right thing to do…

…and you're planning to release animals held in a biohazard level 5 lab.

Osama bin Laden was a threat in 1998, and one day in September, 2001.

Stalin wasn't evil, his economic plan was flawed.

If a big business makes money, they must be corrupt.

Cindy Sheehan isn't anti-Semitic, she just thinks the Iraq war was in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

The President's name is Al Gore…

…and the name of "that man" in the Whitehouse is "Bushitler."

Anyone who makes more money than you do deserves to have his money taken…um, "redistributed."

The only true litmus test for a Supreme Court justice is abortion.

…and that a SCOTUS nominee can pass this test only by performing a partial birth abortion, preferably on 60 minutes.

Wal-Mart is the biggest threat to civilization as we know it.

Any money sent to the military can be better spent anywhere else, including the ACLU.

Your favorite Batman villain is Poison Ivy, because she's almost as pro-environmental as you are.

Sean Hannity's radio show going national on September 10th, 2001 MUST have been a signal to Halliburton's crony Dick Chaney to fly the remote controlled airplanes into the 9-11 targets…

…or a signal to Mossad.

…or to the JOOOS in general.

You know that the army corps of engineers condemned the levies in New Orleans ten years ago, and you know that the money to be spent on the dam was pocketed by the local government, and you know that the Governor did nothing for evacuation before Hurricane Katrina hit, and you STILL think everything is Bush's fault.