Are terrorists the biggest threat to this country? Seriously, are they? Some days I'm not so certain. Lets say they all die tomorrow, what next? Business as usual? Let me tell you what the problem with that is.

Do you remember Vioxx, the arthritis drug that supposedly killed their patients? Liberals and trial lawyers (redundant, I know) wanted the drug company's head on a stick. Okay, understandable. However, if you asked the arthritis sufferers if they would rather take their chances, and they said yes, Liberals would still be against Vioxx and the drug company.

However, this is also the party that supports Jack Kavorkian, and your right to off yourself. Why is that? Aren't they against Vioxx because it's deadly? No, because big pharmaceutics companies ("Big Druggie"?) would be making money, and we can't have that, can we?

But if your aged mother or grandmother is going to die, then who profits? Not the drug company-- the government doesn't have to pay their social security anymore, and the death tax should take care of anything the decedent left behind.

Liberal legislation in Ohio has made your physician assisted suicide covered under medicare, but not your heart transplant. If you don't believe me, look up Mark W. Smith's "Culture of Death," a book that even Dean Koontz said terrified him.

So, Liberals are pro-choice for abortion, drugs, even whether you live or die.

But only if you choose from the options THEY give you. You can't smoke a pack a day and die of lung cancer, or eat red meat and die from a heart attack. You can't volunteer to die in the military.

To die their way, you have to file for it and sign your own death warrant on a sheet of paper saying you consent to having your doctor kill you.

Either that, or you stroke out and let your adulterous husband and his new wife pull your feeding tube.

Or you can get an STD with political protection. Any other virus as deadly as AIDS would get you locked away in a biohazard cell at the Centers for Disease Control. With AIDS, well, 85% of AIDS victims are gay, so we have to keep that disease a secret, and give it political protection. So, screw your brains out, get and STD and die. NOW, Planned Parenthood, and everyone else have given you that protection, that right, and defends your right to literally screw yourself to death (as I mentioned here).

You have to die the way they want you to die, and live the way they want you to live.

Though, as I mentioned, I think they'd much rather prefer you died.

You might be a liberal if…

Rioters are merely misunderstood.

You moved to Canada in 2005.

You cry over dead seals on your way to a "pro-choice" rally.

Protesting IS your job.

You were so mad at Pat Robertson for demanding the assassination of Hugo Chavez, you spilled latte all over your kill Bush t-shirt.

You noticed no irony in that last statement.

You think SUV's will kill you before Al-Qaeda.

You think the biggest threat to the world is the United States.

Releasing animals from laboratory tests is the right thing to do…

…and you're planning to release animals held in a biohazard level 5 lab.

Osama bin Laden was a threat in 1998, and one day in September, 2001.

Stalin wasn't evil, his economic plan was flawed.

If a big business makes money, they must be corrupt.

Cindy Sheehan isn't anti-Semitic, she just thinks the Iraq war was in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

The President's name is Al Gore…

…and the name of "that man" in the Whitehouse is "Bushitler."

Anyone who makes more money than you do deserves to have his money taken…um, "redistributed."

The only true litmus test for a Supreme Court justice is abortion.

…and that a SCOTUS nominee can pass this test only by performing a partial birth abortion, preferably on 60 minutes.

Wal-Mart is the biggest threat to civilization as we know it.

Any money sent to the military can be better spent anywhere else, including the ACLU.

Your favorite Batman villain is Poison Ivy, because she's almost as pro-environmental as you are.

Sean Hannity's radio show going national on September 10th, 2001 MUST have been a signal to Halliburton's crony Dick Chaney to fly the remote controlled airplanes into the 9-11 targets…

…or a signal to Mossad.

…or to the JOOOS in general.

You know that the army corps of engineers condemned the levies in New Orleans ten years ago, and you know that the money to be spent on the dam was pocketed by the local government, and you know that the Governor did nothing for evacuation before Hurricane Katrina hit, and you STILL think everything is Bush's fault.